The name’s Ned. Let’s dive in. I believe something was missing from the botched case up in Chicago. The first responding officer might have left off his duty at the crime scene. You’ll have to take my word for it (for now) that the whole thing was mishandled from the start. In fact, it will take a year—or three—and several more books before you’re ready to decide for yourself. In the meantime, check out Pairs and Mishaps. But anyway, here’s a clue.
🚔First responding officer at a crime scene
The missing piece, in my humble opinion? The First Responding Officer (or FRO) up in Chicago lacked attention to detail at the crime scene. Now, I’m not trying to throw any of my colleagues under the bus. Still, there’s only a short window of time for the FRO to document the crime scene. It must be documented exactly as it was found. This needs to happen before evidence gets smudged, moved, or, let’s be honest, eaten by a raccoon.
Those initial records aren’t just useful, they’re crucial. For the investigation, yes. But also for—gulp—trial. (I’m sweating just typing that.)
🧠 FRO Crime Scene Duties:
- Take Notes – What they saw, smelled, heard—write it down.
- Photograph the Scene – As-is, before anything is touched.
- Sketch It Out – Even if you draw like I do. (Which is bad. Very bad.)
Does every FRO carry a camera? Not always. In those cases, they still need to rely on detailed notes and the best sketch they can manage. A stick figure is better than nothing.
As for what happened to me? You’ll need to wait for Wrecks and Critters. What I can tell you is this: I’m dodging a doppelgänger (who may be a murderer). And my boss (who may not believe me). Stay tuned.
Until next time—keep your sketches straight and your suspects shady.
—Ned
🔍 Crime Scene Tech Tip:
When documenting a crime scene, always take photos before moving or collecting any evidence. Even poorly lit or blurry shots are better than none—your future self (or a jury) will thank you.
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